1:九阳神功 nine man’s power (九个男子的力量)
2:冲灵剑法 GG and MM ‘s soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑,听起来好像很熟悉 )
3:九阴真经 nine woman’story (九个女人的故事)
4:九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone (九个女人抓著一个白骨,老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)
5:神照经 god bless you (神保佑你,我还天国已近勒)
6:胡家刀法 Dr.hu’sword (胡博士的剑,天哪咱们的胡兄何时成了博士)
7:两仪剑法 1/2 sword (二分之一的剑,挖勒请问是左右二分之一还是上下二分之一阿)
8:一阳指 one finger just like a pen is (一只手指像笔一样?? 还真不是盖的)
9:洗髓经 wash bone (洗骨头?? 谁敢去给别人洗骨头阿)
10:苗家刀法 maio’s sword (苗家的刀好啦算你对)
11:易筋经 change your bone (换你的骨头.老兄算你狠)
12:龙象波若功 D and E comble togeter (龙和象的混合体???)
13:梯云纵心法 elevator jump (电梯跳跃???? 在天雷的打击下,电梯产生异变,於是电梯有了生命........)
14:轻功水上飘 flying skill (飞行技能,好简洁)
15:小无相功 a unseen power (一种看不见的力量???,原力.....)
16:太玄经 all fool’s daliy (全是胡言乱语的日记,还真是玄哪)
17:胡青牛医书 buffulo hu’s medicine book(水牛胡的医书,原来青牛又叫水牛阿)
18:五毒秘传 the experience of eat drink f**k bet and smoke(吃干赌喝抽烟的经验,这也太毒了吧)
19:药王神篇 king of drag(摇头之王,武侠也有摇头的阿)
20:七伤拳 7hurted organ (被伤害的七个器官,有点道理)
21:吸星大法 suck star over china(吸取全中国的星星,好神阿)
22:天山六阳掌 6 men of mountain sky’s press (天山上的六男子掌法,逐字翻也不是这样的吧)
23:黯然销魂掌 Deepblue press(深深忧郁的掌法,对对对,有忧郁症的都使的出来)
24:松风剑法 softwind sword(软风剑,这还有点像样)
25:回风落雁剑法 comeback sword(喝了再上剑,在拍广告吗?)
26:血刀经 blood strike(cs 的场地都用上啦)
27:金刚伏魔圈 superman’s cover(超人的保护,老外看了还以为超人会出现呢)
28:八荒六合唯我独尊功 my name is NO.1(我的名字叫第一,无言......)
29:沙射影 shoot you with a machine gun(用机关枪射你,这样对吗??)
30:葵花宝典 sunflower bible /from gentlenan to a lady (太阳花的圣经,可让你从绅士变淑女,欧变性者的一大福音阿)作者: 噩灵 时间: 2009-5-16 15:58
上帝与狗 godog作者: 高原 时间: 2009-5-16 16:28
既然你抛砖了,我也就不吝惜我的玉了
贴也我qq空间多年的珍藏~
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
9.watch sister
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!
20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
21.People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
22.seven up eight down
七上八下
23.love who who
爱谁谁
24.no three no four
不三不四
做早操:do morning ****
做课间操:do class between ****
25一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块, 吃你的,住你的
27.you give me run egg!
你给我滚蛋!作者: 浡珏~ 时间: 2009-5-18 14:57